My browser's home page is set to James Kochalka's Sketchbook Diaries so I can see a new comic every day. Today, the site's accompanying message board featured a couple of stories James wrote when he was a kid. They are way better than the short story I'm working on now.
I'm afraid I suck.
You can find more of the interesting word usements I structure on Apple.com.
Read my article, Better Writing Through Design, on No. 242 of A List Apart.