Present Imperfect

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Imposing trollmaid seeks foolish mortal for wild night of debauchery. No fatties.

January 09, 2004

Okay, I admit it. I sometimes Google my name. But I defy any of you to tell me you have not done the same!

My site still doesn't display in a search of my full name, but Bronwyn Jones is a very popular name. It also happens to be the name of some Australian actress who appears naked on many Web sites. These sites seem to have cornered the market on a Google search of my name. However, a few years ago, those crafty pornographers did drop the ball and let the registration lapse on bronwynjones.com, hence the site you see here today. Yay for laziness!

Anyway, today I found some interesting Bronwyn sites on the Web. (Besides the porn, that is.) And as a tribute to Bronwyns throughout our cyber-universe, I am proud to present the first (and possibly last) installment of...

The Bronwyn Files
A random selection of Bronwyn-related search results

Did you know Margaret Cho's dog is named Bronwyn? Now you do. Read all about her in Margaret Cho's Weblog.

This is excellent. It's a Dark Shades World of Darkness campaign (RPG, don't ask me) profile of Dame Bronwyn, "a tall, imposing knight of the Seelie court, but not one of haughty mien. She has the blue skin and tiny horns that mark her as a trollmaid, but her armor and the blade at her side suggest she is not one to be trifled with." Damn straight.

Holy crap! I'm a Portland-based indie band! I wonder if I know The Decemberists.

Stay tuned, kiddies, for more strange-but-true tales...if I remember to do this again. Otherwise, I don't know, go outside and take a walk or something. You look pale.

Written elsewhere

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Read my article, Better Writing Through Design, on No. 242 of A List Apart.