Present Imperfect

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I'm a dog. No, seriously.

March 11, 2004

Bronwyn sheepBronwyn horsesBronwyn dogsIt's been awhile since the first installment of The Bronwyn Files, and I know everyone is clamoring for more. Give the people what they want, that's what I always say.

Today I went to Google Images and typed in "Bronwyn." I saw this experiment on another blog, but my results proved strangely pet-heavy. I've already mentioned that Margaret Cho has a dog named Bronwyn. I guess that should have prepared me for the Bronwyn the Sheep, Bronwyn the Horses and Bronwyn the Dogs.

In non-self-indulgent news, we are so totally screwed. The Senate Commerce Committee blows goats (preferably ones that are not named Bronwyn).

Wait...is that a fine for $500,000 or are you just happy to see me?

Written elsewhere

You can find more of the interesting word usements I structure on Apple.com.

Read my article, Better Writing Through Design, on No. 242 of A List Apart.