Item! Last night I dreamt that I joined the Polyphonic Spree. It was nice getting paid to tour the world and sing in a manner much more half-assed than I do in the car, even. The dream also featured a haunted school subplot, but I've forgotten it now...probably because of all the imaginary weed I was given before taking the stage with the Polyphonic Spree.
Item! The Brooks Brothers poet. Hope springs eternal for the rest of us bookish chumps in the retail apparel industry.
Item! Eric and I saw Monty Python's Life of Brian yesterday and I found myself laughing in anticipation of all my favorite bits, particularly the stoning scene, "alms for an ex-leper," the Latin lesson and John Cleese's laugh after the second mention of Nortius Maximus.
You can find more of the interesting word usements I structure on Apple.com.
Read my article, Better Writing Through Design, on No. 242 of A List Apart.