Present Imperfect

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Fake Tits Don't Rhyme | June 25, 2004

Friend and coworker Bex just told me she had a dream in which I beat Jessica Simpson in a company-wide poetry slam contest.

I'm not sure why, but it made me feel very good about myself. Not at all like the three-too-many pieces of tempura I had for lunch.

Oh, owie, owie, ow.

Written elsewhere.

You can find more of the interesting word usements I structure* on Apple.com.

Read my article, Better Writing Through Design, on No. 242 of A List Apart.

Pick up issue 176 of .net magazine to read my thoughts on creating outstanding web copy.

Watch a video of the Design Eye for South By panel at SXSW Interactive 2008. Or view the slide deck at DesignEye.org.

*With apologies to Harris K. Telemacher.