Have you seen this picture of Arafat and his doctors? "Ha ha! Everything is great! Look at Mr. Arafat in his sweet track suit! How could a man so happy be ill? After this press conference, he will be performing a number from his new album AraPhat!"
I had a dream last night that I was attending a wedding to which Dick Cheney had also been invited. He sat at our table, and as much as I tried to be cold and detached in conversation, it struck me that he was a very sad man. I felt sorry for him.
Then I woke up and remembered he's a creepy fascist.
Who votes against making Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday a holiday? Nobody I want to sit next to at a wedding reception, that's for sure.
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