Present Imperfect

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He wouldn't do the Hokey Pokey.

October 28, 2004

Have you seen this picture of Arafat and his doctors? "Ha ha! Everything is great! Look at Mr. Arafat in his sweet track suit! How could a man so happy be ill? After this press conference, he will be performing a number from his new album AraPhat!"

I had a dream last night that I was attending a wedding to which Dick Cheney had also been invited. He sat at our table, and as much as I tried to be cold and detached in conversation, it struck me that he was a very sad man. I felt sorry for him.

Then I woke up and remembered he's a creepy fascist.

Who votes against making Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday a holiday? Nobody I want to sit next to at a wedding reception, that's for sure.

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