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Self-Help by Lorrie Moore

Self-Help"Begin to wonder what you do write about. Or if you have anything to say. Or if there even is such a thing as a thing to say. Limit these thoughts to no more than ten minutes a day; like sit-ups, then can make you thin. You will read somewhere that all writing has to do with one's genitals. Don't dwell on this. It will make you nervous." Read more...

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